I’m really thankful that today is Friday and I have the whole weekend to cope with this before having to see a ‘certain someone’. Rather, he should be thankful that I have the whole weekend to cope with this before he has to see me again.
And here’s why:
You’re actually skewing Google search results, Gorm! You’re the reason for my ultimate demise. You suck. So bad. I hate you.
I will never forgive you for this. I’ll never forgive you, or your children, or your children’s children.
For three months.