Dear Gorm,

I would like to apologize for sucking. I attempted to write the post for: Worst. Date. Ever. But failed miserably. Actually, the draft post is a surprisingly accurate protrayal of said date. I’m just incapable of posting it; it is just far too embarrassing. More embarrassing than stories about syphilis? Yes… because I don’t have syphilis. But I did have that date and immortalizing it in print is just too much for me to endure. I’m truly sorry.

Sincerely Yours,